Post by Skippy Yoshi on Dec 16, 2006 17:16:31 GMT -5
I am going to take the time and make a use of this post instead of the occasional "yup"
**************************YUP**********************
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Yup is a wonderful word that can be described in a lot of ways:
Cheerful,agressive,ugly,wonderful,buuetiful,handsome,fast,strong,loser,winner,jainiter
mokeyish,playful,shiny,cold,hard,cashy,monkey,bob,i,am,bored,so,i,am,going,to,say,i,wonderful Word. A word that has inspired a world! now here is a review for the worst game of all time(it was so bad they had to dump aton of the games in a mexico landfill!)
"What in the world were they smoking"
What waste of plastic, Universal really missed the target with worthless release. I have just wasted 5 precious minutes of my gaming life (I should condem Universal to biscuit). Only play this game if you are currently on drugs or at a mental instatution because you have gone insane and threw your catridge at a unsuspecting pedstrian. DO NOT BUY THIS WASTE OF PLASTIC!!
Graphics 1/10
You are some sort of thingy chased by big thingies. I personally think it is some sort of precambrian species that went extinct due to stupidity and lack of a brain. A bug smashed by a 20 pound sledge hammer is more beautiful that this waste of (used to be good) plastic.
Sound 1/10
Argh......the pain.......bleep, bloop, blip, skish, there, I have just explained the sounds of the game (is that even possible, to ''explain'' the sounds of a game).
Control 0/10
What control......E.T. thinks he can do what ever he wants to do, so he would not accept the control from the joystick. He went around the screen getting caught by the bigger thingies. The little thingy does not know how to avoid the bigger thingies.
Gameplay 0/10
Ummmmm.......what gameplay. There is more gameplay in trying to open this worthless waste of plastic. No! Universal installed some sort of anti-opening device on this catridge (they probably knew lots of people want to open it). I guess have to go for the hammer, oh well.
In essence, this game makes a perfect coaster, food fight projectile, or any other use you can think of. Also makes a good book weight. When I open this useless piece of plastic, I shall post it upon request. I really think that E.T. does not like me anymore. I can't beleive I spent 49 cents on this vile thing, that could of been used for a soda.
Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 03/05/00, Updated 03/05/00
yay! thats the end of my post that could have been used up by "yup" now i need to eat a popsicle
**************************YUP**********************
***************************************************
Yup is a wonderful word that can be described in a lot of ways:
Cheerful,agressive,ugly,wonderful,buuetiful,handsome,fast,strong,loser,winner,jainiter
mokeyish,playful,shiny,cold,hard,cashy,monkey,bob,i,am,bored,so,i,am,going,to,say,i,wonderful Word. A word that has inspired a world! now here is a review for the worst game of all time(it was so bad they had to dump aton of the games in a mexico landfill!)
"What in the world were they smoking"
What waste of plastic, Universal really missed the target with worthless release. I have just wasted 5 precious minutes of my gaming life (I should condem Universal to biscuit). Only play this game if you are currently on drugs or at a mental instatution because you have gone insane and threw your catridge at a unsuspecting pedstrian. DO NOT BUY THIS WASTE OF PLASTIC!!
Graphics 1/10
You are some sort of thingy chased by big thingies. I personally think it is some sort of precambrian species that went extinct due to stupidity and lack of a brain. A bug smashed by a 20 pound sledge hammer is more beautiful that this waste of (used to be good) plastic.
Sound 1/10
Argh......the pain.......bleep, bloop, blip, skish, there, I have just explained the sounds of the game (is that even possible, to ''explain'' the sounds of a game).
Control 0/10
What control......E.T. thinks he can do what ever he wants to do, so he would not accept the control from the joystick. He went around the screen getting caught by the bigger thingies. The little thingy does not know how to avoid the bigger thingies.
Gameplay 0/10
Ummmmm.......what gameplay. There is more gameplay in trying to open this worthless waste of plastic. No! Universal installed some sort of anti-opening device on this catridge (they probably knew lots of people want to open it). I guess have to go for the hammer, oh well.
In essence, this game makes a perfect coaster, food fight projectile, or any other use you can think of. Also makes a good book weight. When I open this useless piece of plastic, I shall post it upon request. I really think that E.T. does not like me anymore. I can't beleive I spent 49 cents on this vile thing, that could of been used for a soda.
Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 03/05/00, Updated 03/05/00
yay! thats the end of my post that could have been used up by "yup" now i need to eat a popsicle
